Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.

Your mom plays the gurgle horn.

by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017

Alex Horne

A comedian and leader of a band. Also known as Little Alex Horne. Also, he wants a see-through toaster.

Alex Horne is jealous of Greg Davies’ see-through toaster, as he wants his own.

by harambe’s financial advisor June 25, 2020

Pig Horn

To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.

If she doesn't stop snoring I'm gonna Pig Horn the bitch!

by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019

Clown Horn

When you fart loud and high pitched.

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”

by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020

Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.

I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.

by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020

Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.

She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018