I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.
by dumpsterpumpkin February 12, 2025
It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
by Cody5050 June 08, 2022
Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
by The globglaglobgala. April 04, 2023
Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
by The globglaglobgala. April 04, 2023
An old substitute teacher that totally creeps you out.
EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.
EXAMPLE DESCRIPTION:
You a student watch her as she puts her glasses on, and they've got a chain, and her voice is raspy and old. She hands back tests and her hand shakes uncontrollably, and you hide in the bathroom all of class to avoid her evil glare.
McKenna: What do we need for science today?
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah
Alexa: I would be afraid.
McKenna: Why?
Alexa: We've got a substitute creature today.
McKenna: No!
Alexa: Stay calm, the bathroom should be empty.
McKenna: Don't tell me she's got an evil glare.
Alexa: Yup.
McKenna: Hope I survive...
Alexa: Hahaha yah
by High_Flying_Hawk.101 November 10, 2011
a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
by Sexydimma May 03, 2012
by Unkowna December 14, 2018