daddy issues

when a female is having problems with her male companion(s). Whether this is a booty call or the main show.

"I'm having daddy issues, Mark wants to date me, and John keeps asking me to meet his family"

by daddadadad March 23, 2020

Daddy issues

Its what I have :D
Example :
dad : I fucking hate

you
Me :

Thanks dad

Daddy issues is when you or your dad get in fights alot to the point that you/your dad or both of you hate each other

by Tanner, your online mother October 19, 2021

1st world issue

Topically an issue that can only be related to a modernized economic region, the issue typifies a problem that has no real significance or impact on the quality of life of the usually affluent person.

"The heated seats won't work in my Range Rover" = 1st World issue

by King Kenton of Barmby February 08, 2014

Standard Issue Cat

Brown mackerel tabbies

Also called "SIC" in short

I always feed neighbor's standard issue cat instead of my own because they look the same!

by Nullingo June 15, 2022

Mommy and daddy issues

Your family’s fucked <3

But it’s okay so is mine <3

I have mommy and daddy issues.

by @mommyanddaddyissues.com November 15, 2021

I have issues

The first step towards recovery.

Guy A: "Man, I keep filming my little sister while she's sleeping... I have issues."
Guy B: No shit.

by Psycho_Panda May 25, 2008

Trust issues

When you are too scared to fart, sneeze, cough or laugh due to a stomach bug that causes diarrhoea.

We just got back from a tropical holiday and we now have trust issues because we ingested some of the local water.

by Sirknz January 14, 2017