Any guy who is constantly text messaging instead of being actively social while in a bar or other social setting.
by Tinnman November 29, 2009
"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.
Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.
by icaruswings September 09, 2004
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
A bucnh of really shitty cars parked in an empty lot. usually old datsun pickups and thirty year old toyota cars
by everyonesgrudge August 25, 2008
One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.
Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.
by Sir craps a little August 17, 2008
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
by SlyDog1989 June 21, 2018