fair havens

A camp in Ontario that teaches families about Christianity. They have morning and evening services. Let's be real here though, the only evening service that is attended is the Merry Heart Show. A very calm and relaxing place.
Your friend: What are your calm places?

Me: My bedroom and my bathroom are my Fair Havens.
by iJoshPlayz July 04, 2018
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Fair Doss

A way of showing you are impressed or agree with a story

Can be used in many contexts -

Not to be confused with the well used phrase ‘fair do’s’

This is pronounced fair d-o-s-s
Jonty I’ve only just heard I’ve been accepted into oxford “ “ oh fair doss
by Fair doss January 06, 2018
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cookies at the fair

A common expression that indicates an item is being handed out in large quantities. Comes from the fact that cookies are frequently handed out at fairs.
That company hands out bonuses like they are cookies at the fair
by cribbage_lover January 21, 2014
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corndog fair

A gangbang where all the dicks have penis sleeves.
I felt very full after those five guys took me down to the corndog fair.
by Fencer666 March 23, 2022
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Fair is foul

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
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Fair Babies

Child whose parents who work the rides at traveling carnivals that walk around barefoot with unkempt hair and dirty clothing.
While enjoying the local church carnival with our children, we saw a group of fair babies playing behind the fun house.
by Wipeoutdv July 21, 2019
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fair igloo

i)The phrase "fair igloo" is an alternative way of saying the more common and respected phrase "fair enough". It can be used in a way to emphasise the fact that you are being ironic, showing that you do not think it is "fair enough".
ii)Though it can also be used to express the opposite of being "as hard as nails" to show weediness, pussyish behaviour and all round weakness.
Pronounced: fare-y-gloo
i) Bob : "Fecking furfag; go and eat some fur!"
Carl: "Ah so that is what you think of me is it? Fair igloo, there is some nice fur waiting to be nibbled on just outside my door!"
ii) Bob: "For cocks sake Carl, your about as tough as fair igloo!"
by b_wild December 20, 2006
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