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Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.
Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
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by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014
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Tester Game Fatigue

After going through the development cycle for years, game testers grow tired of the game they work on and often times no longer have the desire to play the game.
Joe: "Hey you want to play this new game that came out? Its awesome"
Tester: "No thanks, I have Tester Game Fatigue. Spending 3 years on every little detail for long hours has sapped my desire in playing the game."
by reptot the king of lost emails October 17, 2014
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testosturbate

When you masturbate, without an orgasm or cumming, to get the testosterone flowing for a better workout at the gym
"Wow! You are really lifting more weight than usual."

"Yes, I testosturbated before my workout."

or

I didn't do my workout today because I came while testosturbating and lost all my energy.
by bateworld June 29, 2014
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testosterstoned

when you or a buddy is so horny or craving sex to the point where they are just blinded by the urge to do it with someone
guy: did you see how ugly the girl guy2 went home with was.
guy3: yeah hes kinda testosterstoned
by Propter August 10, 2014
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Testephalia

Bill just loved a good pair of balls. The way they swing in the wind. Feel in his palm. Bill has Testephalia.
by MrDuxx February 26, 2015
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Testosticles

When someone has guts/balls to do something brave/dumbass.
Dude you must have testosticles for running across eight lanes of traffic
by Hoodphrase March 22, 2016
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Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.
"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."
by bearer grylls April 24, 2016
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