Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025

Teslaist

Someone who defaces Teslas, or damages them in any way shape or form. A combination of terrorist and Tesla.

Police: We’re looking for the Teslaist that painted a swastika on this Cybertruck.

by Encasio March 19, 2025

Tesla’d

To have ones small undersized fascist testes booted in

She tesla’d that Nazi

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025

Teslacles

Small undersized droopy Nazi testes

She kicked the fascist in his Teslacles

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025

Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

by Gains Train March 31, 2025

Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025

Teslafile

A person who owns a Tesla

That guy there looks like he owns a Tesla, what a teslafile

by Spoodernator April 11, 2025