timberwolves

The best team in the NBA with MVP KG, Troy Hudson, and Wally. Timberwolves are just unlucky everytime it comes to playoffs...

The Timberwolves just whooped on that teams ass. Totally embrassed them.

by KG April 29, 2003

timber army

Gathering of gay men

Was it a sausage fest, or a Timber Army?

by SeattleSounding December 11, 2013

Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.

Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.

by darkralph January 23, 2014

Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.

Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”

by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018

Timber Creek Highschool

A school that tries so hard to be perfect but it’s just like every other high school in central Florida

???: Thomas! How’s life?

Thomas: Shitty, I go to Timber Creek Highschool

???: Damn, that’s tuff

by Bizkit.jpeg December 21, 2020

Timber Creek High School

A disgusting school filled with predators and racists. The overwhelming amount of micro penises that overpopulate this space is brutal. Not to mention the teachers and administrators who dwell on teenage girls outfits rather than addressing the homophobia is astounding… YIKES. All in all would not reccomend this school unless you want experience teenaegers on leashes or if you want to be a country hick!! The diversity isn’t it.

Timber Creek High School Sucks Dick

by Countrykitten83_ March 3, 2022

timber nigger

noun: NWUP (northern Wisconsin/ Upper Peninsula of Michigan)word for the native population. in other words, polacks, krauts, micks, and wops calling the original owners of this country a foul name derived from the foul name applied to blacks.

joe: hey, let's go ice fishin up north, hey?
moe: nah, dem timber niggers is all protestin again.
joe: about what?
moe: the history of abuse at the hands of the white man, or some shit like that
joe: fuck'em-let's go to Racine and get drunk!
moe: yah, dere hey!!

by earpuller October 1, 2005