Severed Tail

Distant members of your family that you dont talk to often because the relative linking you to them passed away.

Mike: Are you related to Sarah? She has the same last name as you.

Tim: Yes, but she's just a severed tail. I might have actually talked to her once.

by Hero6453 May 14, 2011

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

sea tail

a term coined to describe getting ass while aboard, chicks ahoy!. This term should not be limited to chicks ahoy! and can be applied to other sea craft as well.

person 1: "hey man last night I went for a night cruise on chicks ahoy! with Mary and got some sea tail."
person 2: "no way, thats great I never thought she would go for that."

by seeriousowashington February 18, 2009

Chick with a tail

A guy masquerading as a girl on the internet or a game for attention or benefits. This was derived from the real life equivalent of a guy pushing his manhood in-between his legs so as to look like a woman from the front. The tail in this example is of course the penis.

Bro, quit giving all your gold to that chick with a tail you fucking idiot!

by Gibraltar March 14, 2015

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015

a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

Jabroni Tail

A gooch hair pony tail.

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!

by BigFerda November 27, 2018