corner taken quickly

The most annoying phrase to any fc Barcelona fan.

Liverpool commentator: Trent on the corner. Corner taken quickly!!!!!!!!
Fc Barcelona fans: mom where is the rope

by Zerozainlolz May 18, 2020

Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush

America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.

by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020

take it easy

By far the best departure phrase known to man.

Person 1: Take it easy.
Person 2: Why that's an excellent idea! I think I'm making my life to stressful so why don't simply follow this kind strangers advise and tell my boss to fuck off because I'm taking it easy!

by FUCK THA POLICE October 23, 2003

take an L

to take a loss on something, preferably school or some other activity you don't feel like doing

Me:Teacher just assigned us some classwork to do.
Roc:Man, this shit suck
Me:know what time it is?
Roc:Its time to take an L
Me:helll yeah

by fuckkkkkkkkkkkk December 29, 2007

Nuclear take

the most extreme version of a hot take. something that almost nobody except the most insane people would ever agree with

"The man was arguing for pedophilia being legal. This isn't even a hot take anymore, it's a god damn nuclear take"

by Yellowpig10 August 30, 2019

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q April 4, 2011