A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025
Get the Trucker Fuckermug. Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.
Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"
by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017
Get the brother truckermug. Expression commonly used to describe a shower without the use of water but just a spray of deodorant instead. The origin of this phrase is unknown however, rumors say that this type of shower is frequently used as a substitute for a regular shower amongst truckers, as they have a tight time schedule.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, you smell like shit you should really consider taking a shower"
Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
Guy 2: "Nah man, it's ok - i'll just have a trucker bath and no one will notice"
by Gregge September 15, 2017
Get the trucker bathmug. The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.
Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.
by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025
Get the Trucker lava lampmug. When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
Get the Trucker Toastmug. Noun:
1. a term used to refer to The fanbase or fandom of Those Who Play The Game of "Tricky Truck" Made By Gravity Sensation in 2010
2. a Truck Driver who engages in Foolish behavior
1. a term used to refer to The fanbase or fandom of Those Who Play The Game of "Tricky Truck" Made By Gravity Sensation in 2010
2. a Truck Driver who engages in Foolish behavior
by MAXIE._ July 11, 2023
Get the Tricky Truckermug. by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021
Get the trucker showermug.