tool

A handgun. A piece.

If a nigga try to jack, I got my tool on me

Keep ya hand on ya grip, dont threaten me with ya tool like you a mechanic with clips - Chamillionaire

by ABC August 29, 2005

Tool

A person that thinks of him or herself as cool but in reality is totally lame.

"Did you see that dude with the popped collar? What a tool!"

by mrhazel44 September 04, 2006

Tool

An individual who continuously defines and/or calls someone a tool in denial that they are indeed themselves a tool.

IE: The reason Urban Dictionary has over 27 pages of the definition for tool

Person A: Wow that guy is such a frickin' tool, man!
Person B: Do you even know what a tool is?
Person A: I dunno, some lame ass punk?

by CoffeeCore July 31, 2008

Tool

someone who try's to hard, pretends to b someone else, lets ppl use them, is a complet fuck wit, doesn't relise that ppl dont actually like him, so screwed up in the head that there is so much more that could b typed but cbf n doesn't deserve the time

andrew. L or aka
scott .mK
Tool from boronia

by on behalf of everyone :P August 26, 2008

Tool

Someone who is hated by all, but tolerated for personal advantage.

Person # 1- Wanna go to the Mall?
Person # 2- Can't, I dont have a ride
Person # 1- Let's ask Brandon Mueller, he's a fucking tool, he'll get us a ride.

by Luke Luebke October 21, 2007

tool

a poser; one who pretends to have something one doesn't have; anyone that refuses to don legitimate apparel accurately reflecting her soon-to-be-baller-status, instead deeming it wise to wear graphic t-shirts inscribed with lies, making claims such as "I have your two tickets to the gun show", with arrows pointing to each arm

K: "Dude, did you see Lexi today? With that "gun-show" t-shirt on? How come she didn't just wear her basketball jersey, seeing as she was about to go play 3-on-3?
S: I don't even know. That girl is such a TOOL.
K: Tell me about it!

by Duke0001 April 22, 2007

Tooling

General: Custom made tools used to perform a specific task .
Political: Cultured persons that are brainwashed into believing what someone else has told them is true. Political tools

We're tooling up to make cars.
If we put our tooling into action we will win the next election.

by Intelligento February 05, 2006