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Thong scale

This scale allows you to judge a person's personality by the thong he or she is wearing. The scale is from 1 to 4. 4 being the most boring.

1. Traditional thong
2. Leather thong
3. Leopard thong
4. Borat leopard thong
Bob isn't coming to the party. He is wearing a Borat leopard thong.

Sally went home after seeing Cory making out with her mom's sister. Sally is wearing a leopard thong.

Nathan wrote a poem about a flower he saw the other day. Nathan is definetly a 2 on the thong scale and is wearing a leather thong.
by Leather Beast December 14, 2007
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Man Thong Syndrome

Due to excessively high testosterone levels, a man with this syndrome will act in a gay manner when there are no females present. In other words, they are extremely horny... all the time. For example, suggestive comments or gestures, humping, wearing man thongs amongst men, winking at other men, caressing another man's body, and excessive physical contact are all symptoms of the "Man Thong Syndrome." These dudes ARE NOT GAY, they just require massive amounts of sex, ass, vagina, or anything else they can get.
by SquintsMcgee December 9, 2010
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Man Thong Beer Pong

A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.
They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.
by Chezzafentoozler September 1, 2009
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thongboy

a boy that whers thongs when they go to alton towers and takes the top off so everyone can see the thong then gets embarassed by it
girl:my boyfriend wheres thongs?
girl2:is he a thongboy?
by emma swinbank November 6, 2007
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Thong butter

The sticky slim residue from having a thong on too long nestled over the cunny lips absorbing all those juices then forming a nice layer of butter.
"Jim" Dude Becky had her thong on way to long yesterday, went to go down on her last night and she had a good layer of thong butter in them!. I bet you enjoyed that dude, mmm yeah pure goodness you know it!
by Thong lover October 1, 2009
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thong

A very beautiful piece of clothing, worn often by females, especially beautiful females.
A thong is like a pair of panties, but more slim, tight, and especially exposes the buttocks.

Thongs also come in the form of bikini bottoms or one-piece swimsuits.

Thongs are NOT appropriate for males. But that's my opinion. I don't wear thongs, I wear basic white underwear.
"My girlfriend says she always wears thongs because she 'doesn't like panty-lines'. Well, whatever works for her. Personally, she is sexy in a thong. ^.^ "
-me

"I think women wear thongs because they are liked, or if they know they're hot."
-me
by Dave April 23, 2004
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Dung Thong

The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.
Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged myself.
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