milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad

Greta “ayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr”

by Finstar March 13, 2022

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010

Boyfriend Shirt

A boyfriend shirt is historically an oxford style shirt taken from a man’s closet by his girlfriend without his permission and worn around his apartment or house, generally with nothing on underneath. This usually occurs the morning after they spent the night together.

I looked into my boyfriend’s closet and found a shirt to wear that became my boyfriend shirt.

by Leap Cruncher October 7, 2021

shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009

b-shirt

A t-shirt you get free when every you buy a case of beer. Usually given away as a promotion.

Frat Guy One: Hey, did you get the beer?
Frat Guy Two: Yah, and a free b-shirt to go with it.

by ThePsychoMachine March 4, 2009

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

fap shirt

a fap shirt is when you ejaculate inside a shirt and iron it then removing the hardened cum and sending it to your grandmother.

oh my grandson remembered about the fap shirt

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018