Trusted Weather

I don't like him, he is dumb and he said I wouldn't get a lot of snow

"Trusted Weather is bad at weather forecasting"

by Flasty-Wx-Hater October 20, 2020

The Dead Weather

Jack White's latest side project, also known as "Jack White's Inevitable Next Cash In Project". Although a semi-passable album, Jack White's "solos", which have been reduced to short bursts of fuzz-distortion instead of actual music, make the entire album unlistenable, as upon hearing a single decibel, the listener will be thrown into an uncontrollable psychotic fit of utter fury.

Jack White: I fancy making several MORE million dollars. Hey you! Yes, you over there in the twatty gothic dress! Come and record a half-arsed, whiny, poorly produced array of songs, call it an album, and sell it as "The Dead Weather"!
Random Singer: Er... ok!
Jack White: Thaaaaats right... it's got my name on it, so it'll sell millions regardless of whether it's good or not!

by CharlieGiggles August 7, 2009

cuddle weather

when Rea cuddles Tay....... He gets happy:D (y);) <3

Rea: I'm feeling sad
Tay: This is cuddle weather :)
Rea: gimme a hug

by kkkl October 2, 2011

weather-monger

a person who deceives people by declaring that the weather will be foul.

Do not be a weather-monger. You are not a Nostradamus to predict that there will be a heavy downpour tonight.

by uttam maharjan August 11, 2010

dragon weather

When you breathe out in cold weather and can see the hot air.

It’s dragon weather today.

Omg I’m breathing like a dragon.

by Jammy2000 February 20, 2018

Weather Pussy

Someone who enjoys complaining about the seasonal anomalies in temperature and who aspires to one day become a Weather Prick, but until then, laments his or her condition.

Todd lives in the cold midwest where, around winter time, he becomes a Weather Pussy, as he speaks of his testicles freezing and his urine turning to ice in mid stream while peeing behind the shed. Not to be confused with Weather Prick which is quite the opposite narrative.

by n8tt January 8, 2014

fair weather friend

A friend who only associates with you when they have nothing better to do. Someone who may only stick around in exciting situations but when times are somewhat boring, leave your side.

A fair weather friend would act like they want to hang out but never invite you to do anything and if you invite them to do something they will only do it if they cant find something better.

by carebear bob April 6, 2010