tail to task

1. Go to work. 2. Quit having fun and go to work. 3. What a babe does instead of and/or during work and consequently productivity among coworkers plummits.

1. Time to SSS and get my tail to task.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.

by treeguywussup October 18, 2010

Scampi Tail

A description of drunken, sleazy college girls, especially on a Pub Night who are easy to pick up and ready to engage in anonymous sex.

The term combines the idea of a scamp (a term used for misbehaving youngster) and the well known synonym for women; Tail. (as in: let's go to town and pick up some tail.)

Lot's of Scampi Tail in here tonight - should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

by cosmicblue December 9, 2009

Chick with a tail

A guy masquerading as a girl on the internet or a game for attention or benefits. This was derived from the real life equivalent of a guy pushing his manhood in-between his legs so as to look like a woman from the front. The tail in this example is of course the penis.

Bro, quit giving all your gold to that chick with a tail you fucking idiot!

by Gibraltar March 14, 2015

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

Colt Tail

A pathetic and small "Brony-tail". A males ponytail, but significantly less hair.

If only Chads hair would grow out of his colt tail!

by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013