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london system

A chess opening where white gets the same position everytime. High skill floor low skill ceiling used by noobs alot
Some random guy plays london system
"What a noob"
by Braden_aka_me September 15, 2023
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Wongabonga System

Oh you’re an American, how’s the wongabonga system going for you?
by TRStrider April 12, 2022
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System Link

When you and your significant other align your nipples and press them together.
"Last night Janice and I system linked. It was sweet."
by sometingwong January 20, 2017
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court system

Ancient system of decision making defining a country's conscience, run by an elite for the elite to keep society under their control.
by polite point September 25, 2016
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system requirements

The minimum requirements that your computer must meet in order to run a certian piece of software...

Rephrased: What your computer must have installed in it before it can run this program.
System Requirements: 300Mhz Pentium Processor and 128Mb RAM.
by Darvell January 28, 2004
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The School System

Basically Ohio where everything is on fire. The teachers treat you like shit. The teachers also hate your bladder. Everyone is treated unfairly and the teachers suffer too. They have to teach a class that doesn't listen to anything. School isn't even about learning anymore it's more like a drama filled world that you have to go to every single day.

"The boys" are always saying "ayoooo," and
sometimes the nature of them is disgusting. I am

a boy myself and I know not all of them are like this. So please don't take this as offense if you are a male like me.

Anyways, I don't have to say much about the females except the pick me's and snobby ones.

The pick me's think they are litteraly a boy. They also talk about how itty bitty and small they are.

All of the boys think the pick me's are weird and all the girls hate the pick me's. If you ever find one beware.

Next the snobby females are toxic and gossip about people for no apparent reason. It's not just females sometimes it's males. They disown people and betray them. And none of the teachers do anything about it.

Then there is the actual friends. They don't disown you and protect you from any toxic people. They actually take interest in what you want to do and don't gossip about you with their other friends. If you have a toxic friend you should try to get a new friend like this one.

Everyone's envisionment of fashion is baggy things. Everyone wears Nirvana Shirts and Airforce 1´s. That is basically the school system.
"Ava what do you think about the school system??"
"Well, it's broken."
by ersatze February 13, 2023
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Barner System

Noun.

Based on the original Barter System. Used when someone gets injured and they are worried a cast, crutches, stitches ETC will negatively impact their sex life. This is an economically friendly way to get serviced with out resorting to prostitution.
I broke my wrist snow boarding so I used the Barner System to find a guy with an injury fetish.

She was writing the definition of the Barner System and it gave me a boner. Maybe I'll use my boner to service her in return, and consequentially, utilize the Barner System.
by SnowBoardChick January 8, 2011
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