Pond abyss

Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.

person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster

by Dr. Coomer Phd April 9, 2023

Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole

“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”

by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018

pants in the pond

When sum1 is dead scared

Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry

Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond

by Cracked egg in aberdale July 30, 2023

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

old mill pond

Old Milwaukie Beer. It was cheap beer to get for college keggers.

We're drinking Old Mill Pond, as usual.

by goedeck January 3, 2010

noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.

Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.

by batht March 17, 2018