Plague Time Off

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.

Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.

by AHJax April 1, 2020

The New Plague

The New Plague is another term for aids theat GWAR(the best death-metal band ever) first used in a song entitled The New Plague to tell how he got aids

"Im just a person, and ive got The New Plague;
I dont know how i got this way;
I drank some whiskey, went and got laid;
now im a person jus a person with aids!"
-by GWAR, the best death-metal band ever!!!(probobly the best band overall biatch!)

by oderus orungus December 14, 2008

Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons

joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"

by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022

The Black Plague

an illness where one listens to "Friday" by Rebecca Black and the song is forever looped in their mind. Highly contagious

Guy 1 :"Man, I've got a bad case of the black plague"
Rebecca Black: "THIS WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!"

by sahgdzhsjc April 12, 2011

PVI Plague

The sickness everyone gets at PVI at roughly the same time.

Hey where were you yesterday

Oh I was home sick with the PVI Plague

by eeee72 September 17, 2018

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Plague Flail

A crude weapon constructed by shitting in a pillow case.

Jessica turned me down for prom so I beat her with a plague flail

by 14kkk88 December 2, 2018