a kebab comprising sheeps eyes and sheeps testicles. these are placed alternately on the skewer and cooked for about 5 minutes. it is important to start and finish with an eye.
punter: "have you got plenty of oyster kebabs?"
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
ali: "over two hundred, my friend"
punter, running away: "well you shouldn't have cooked so many, MY FRIEND."
by theWestHamfan November 20, 2003
A girls vagina that is extremely wide after so much use, you can even fit your oyster within the lips sideways.
Boy 1: Damn her pussy was so loose i could rest my oyster card in her lips.
Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!
Boy 2: thats a oyster pussy nig!
by ahada February 20, 2009
Dexter having bedazled the wench, lumbered into the forlorn bedroom and was hammered with a bearded fright when he happened upon his nana's finger oyster.
by odious bill wrenkler May 24, 2004
Golden wok dim sims, steamed dim sims cut in half then fried flat side down in a frying pan until golden brown, served on a plate fried side up drizzled with dark soy sauce
A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia
A delicacy from Broadmeadows, Australia
by TheNonDieters June 01, 2016
The Texas Oyster is when you are the only male partaking in a threesome, delicately ejaculate into one of the women's eyes and direct the other female to suck the ejaculate out of there like an oyster.
by Tucker Rosemont November 04, 2013
Any nigga that acts like a male, than turns around and acts like a female, than back to male, daily, weekly, annually, similar to OYSTERS which are ambisexual by nature
by Curt_Eisenhardt January 10, 2012
When a massive load of cum is shotgunned into the back of the throat, forcing an instaneous swallow.
She was ball deep on my cock and her tongue tickled my balls in just the right way, I gave her a surprise oyster shooter. She was pissed.
by KBI2113 May 17, 2014