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Water Horns

Extremely wet sounding, loud flatulence. Typically releases on multiple ass blasts. May also result in a little leakage of the loose soup.
I had three venti Starbucks coffees this morning and the worst water horns this afternoon.

That curry left me with the water horns.

I need to wipe after those water horns. I feel a little viscous tween the cheeks.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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ryan horn

Ryan Horn....lovable, loyal and always helps a person in need. Not very reliable but only because he doesn't plan well.
by alliemontana April 30, 2014
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Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.
My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.
by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018
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Pig Horn

To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.
If she doesn't stop snoring I'm gonna Pig Horn the bitch!
by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019
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Clown Horn

“Damn! That fart was like a clown Horn!!”
by Sharks Tooth August 20, 2020
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Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Gurgle Horn

Just like a skin flute. This is another name for a penis.
by Matt Dailey November 2, 2008
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