Head Cleaner

When a man sit on a toilet and the head of his penis unintentionally dips into the water. Usually, this type of toilet can be found found affixed to a wall and has a hinged seat (not a urinal). Typically this toilet is oval in shape, has a shallow bowl and a high water level. When flushed, the contents exit through the wall not the floor. See also Scrotal Bidet

Guy 1: “Damn! I sat down to shit and my dickhead hit the water!”

Guy 2: “That toilet is a real head cleaner!”

by Wandering_Star February 9, 2020

Basement Cleaner

Anyone who clips or saves their pubic hair.

dude that chick is a basement cleaner

by stiffmista February 22, 2011

Kitchen Cleaner

Woman

guys i picked up a new Kitchen Cleaner yesterday, Look there SHE is.

by Vincent is brain dead June 15, 2022

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner

It means your caseoh if he was sucking dick

“ That dude is a Homosexual Hall of Fame Plate Cleaner”

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

Pipe cleaner

A pipe cleaner is a tool used to clean your penis hole

John: Hey fred can you buy some pipe cleaners for my dick?

Fred: Alright give me my money for it

by YaBoyXavier June 26, 2024