A female who has enough personalities to keep you completely occupied. One minute you're labeled gay and the next minute you're labeled a pathological flirt. One minute she's praising the Lord, the next minute she's getting drunk all over the place. Who is she? You will never know because she is a One Woman Circus or also known as a Jack Of All Characters.
by justbeinhonest June 16, 2010
Get the One Woman Circusmug. is the act of cramming through incredible force more than one monkey up your partners anus then making them have a dump while still keeping monkey in butt. the monkeys are then removed and put in blender and smeared over the persons body, similer in taste and smell to a cleaveland steamer, but with a taste of africa.
i gave her a boston circus and she was left smelling like africa and turd, she deserves it though cause she's ugly.
by gerald67 September 8, 2008
Get the boston circusmug. by Bobby duke September 16, 2014
Get the seven handle circusmug. "All this fuss going on at the moment about the lack of government funding for pre-school childcare so mothers can work? Sorry,not my circus not my monkeys". (From an old Polish proverb).
by peskycritter November 30, 2017
Get the not my circus not my monkeysmug. When you have to preform complicated maneuvers in order to shave the pubic hairs of the rectum area that are hard to reach, but in the process end up looking like a fucking circus clown acrobatic nigger.
Last night Caeden had to shave his ass pubes because they kept blocking his poo, he had to pull a circus clown bend around.
by Slim Yim August 8, 2018
Get the Circus Clown Bend Aroundmug. by mob rat August 23, 2005
Get the three ring circusmug. this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.
Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation
John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem
by WSDC March 5, 2017
Get the not my monkey, not my circusmug.