therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage July 15, 2017

therapy buddy

The person (opposite gender) that you go to with all issues/worries you have, especially concerning those of the same sex as your therapy buddy, they always know what to say, and how to solve your problems.

When (name) asked me out, i had to text my therapy buddy right away, I had no idea what to do

My therapy buddy is so great, I don't know what I'd do without him

by FlabberDabberFulscreen September 27, 2017

therapy dude

A super-cool male human (usually fairly young --- i.e., between the ages of mid-teens through late 20's --- but can be any age) who either already possesses exceptional tolerance/awareness/understanding/sympathy regarding the more-well-known physical/mental/emotional infirmities and "meltdown triggers" experienced by his fellow humans, or has caringly volunteered to take special training to familiarize himself with such matters; he is therefore qualified --- similar to a therapy dog, cat, horse, bird, or other friendly-natured pet --- to accompany one or more distress-sufferers (usually a similar-aged male, but again, the assistance-receiver can be any age or gender) during particularly stressful everyday tasks and/or errands, and provide nurturing soothing companionship to said sufferers and thus make their lives significantly more palatable. And of course, female equivalents of this admirable caregiver --- known as "therapy chicks" --- also exist; they, too, can be of any age, and provide warm-hearted accompaniment and supplementary assistance to fellow humans of any age or gender.

Therapy dudes sometimes have a very difficult/stressful job, but somebody has to do it. Hats off to them.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018

Therapy Call

Casual Sex

Hey guys can you stay out of the room from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.

I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.

by Anon135813 November 12, 2020

Therapy correctness

Topics which are taboo even in group or individual therapy sessions. Like child abuse, homicide, suicide, race and sex.

I was going to talk about it in group but it would've violated therapy correctness.

by Anon135813 November 12, 2020

therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".

I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021