I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

and the crowd goes home

When someone makes something incredibly unfunny

Person 1: omg heres my beautiful singing!!!! LAKSJDJSKWLAAALALALALALA 👹

Comment: AND THE CROWD GOES HOME🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by RayIsDum September 8, 2023

money comes and goes

An excuse broke mfs tell each other to justify their shitty spending habbits and being in a constants state on brokenness.

Bro we gotta pay rent next week why did you buy that Gucci belt?
Re: Nah man we good money comes and goes, check out this belt doe.

by FuckFatPeople May 22, 2023

Your mother goes to college

an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...

1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college

by ilovecollege121212 August 20, 2010

goe

black chad, truly a chad

look at that! Its my friend goe, he has a big c-

by idkddkdkdkd August 9, 2022

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025