Rum Tan

Applied to a person who's skin turns bright red when they drink alcohol or are so drunk they appear flustered. If they often appear to be sun burnt even in the winter it is a good indication they like their booze.

"Wow I have to pick up a bottle of Bacardi this weekend and work on my rum tan!"

by Duke_of_York26 April 04, 2006

tanned as a badger

To create confusion by gaining tan lines similar to that of a badger

"golly gosh squire you're tanned as a badger!"

by Danny Stanbridge June 23, 2008

Base Tan

The art of working up your resistance to the sun so as to avoid sunburn.

"looks like a didn't work the base tan long enough...i got burnt today"

by the jacob to my brady October 18, 2007

The Tanning Horse

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

by The Tanning Horse October 24, 2010

tanning bed

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

by HUH February 28, 2005

polo tan

The sophisticated man's farmer's tan. Achieved by spending all summer playing tennis or golf at the country club while wearing a polo shirt as opposed to harvesting the grain in a cheap white T-shirt.

I wonder if this bronzing cream will get rid of my dreadful polo tan?

by yalehoya09 August 18, 2007

pecan tan

A golden brown woman oiled up and glistening like a caramel coated pecan atop a grandmother's homemade pie

I love my mexican girls pecan tan

by JTada3851 April 06, 2015