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Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex

That good 'ol wake the neighbors, scare the pets, put dents in the headboard, animalistic fucking. Where the action is so hot you're panting and sweating and grunting like monkeys in heat. The kind where it goes on for hours, just stopping to take a water break. There might be drugs, there might be 2 or 3 extra people too. This is the kinda shit people write into penthouse forum about. ;)
Me and the wife met this stripper last night. She came back to our place and watched us go at it for a bit, then she hopped into bed with us until the sun came up. Damn but that was some Hot Sweaty Monkey Sex !!
by ZiggyBoomBox August 29, 2018
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sweaty pippy

She opened her legs and I sucked on her sweaty pippy
by sj January 12, 2004
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sweaty sweaty pancake

When you smack some hoe in the face with your sweaty gonad and strife. Then you get the hell out of their like a skeet and skoot.
Charlie smacked his sweaty sweaty pancake all over Shelby Higgs.
by Dirty Mexican September 18, 2006
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Sweaty Vag

To describe a female at a nightclub, who is ready to have sexual intercourse with any half decent male she encounters straight after the club.
"I expect there to be plenty of fit birds at the club tonight. I also expect there to be lots of Sweaty Vag there as well!
by BoshBad February 8, 2010
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Sweaty Wap

"Sweaty Wap: When you're having vigorous sex with someone on top, and your sweat drips off your body, into one of their eyes, momentarily blinding them"
I was doing Gabby missionary style last summer. Her AC was broken, and I ended up giving her a Sweaty Wap.
by Duke Von Long Dong September 16, 2015
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sweaty betty

the fate suffered by females who get a sweaty vagina in anything other than crotchless clothes.
bloke 1; errrrghhhhh, what's that fishy smell?
bloke 2; it's that bird in front i bet she's got a right Sweaty Betty!
by mr pimpernell May 17, 2015
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sweaty

A term to describe something that's not quite on the up and up and hints that the cops could be aware or in some other way involved. Used most commonly by meth users to describe a suspicious person or actions when referencing the use or trafficking of meth.
When I went to go re up with my dealer, there were a bunch of new people hanging around his house.

Wow. That's sweaty!
by Divamatrix May 11, 2010
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