Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq July 28, 2008

Stripper Susan

A Polish Stripper by the name of Susan. She enjoys killing babies, smoking joints, and stripping.

She likes beating the hell out of people, and she won't stop just because you need to breathe, idiot.

Also a long time raper of Billie Joe Armstrong.

If you ever mess with Stripper Susan, prepare to get the shit kicked out of of you.

Stripper Susan likes to strip WEOWWW!!

by BRITTY March 20, 2005

Lazy Susan

When you insert your cock into the mouth of a drunk, passed out broad and jizz in her mouth until she chokes and wakes up.

Man did you see that lazy susan I just gave to Veronica!

by nonGLP October 6, 2003

Dirty Susan

a used or unused condom

"Today in sex ed, the teacher pulled out a dirty susan."

by 1111 August 22, 2006

Susan Boyle

tit

"That girl is such a Susan Boyle"

by Haaaannah May 31, 2009

Leaky Susan

A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm.

Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a leaky susan!

by Tom Microwave May 24, 2005

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018