survivulate

Surviving in intense conditions

I am trying to survivulate in these intense conditions

by TigerVision April 22, 2019

Survival Stan

A person who falls asleep in the middle of the road or fighting, and named their pets the obvious

“Oh man I just survival stanned”
“What’d you do?”
“I fell asleep driving”

“Oh cute your dog is adorable what’s it’s name?”
“It’s name is dog
“Seriously Stan? -.-“

by Bdoqueen August 18, 2019

SURVICOUR!!!!

For your first date to be at a blind orgy

FEED FISH – OUR SURVICOUR!!!!

by Birdshaft August 28, 2019

survive

something that just zacharry scott timothy hamm must do without fail

example: no, not me zach, YOU must survive, like you said you shall

by im just here for the meme December 4, 2019

Survival Kit

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Surviver

The misspeelling of the of the famous tv show "Survivor." Started in May of 2000, Survivor has been airing for 20 years now. It is one of the most neccessary shows and has become internationall with more than fifti countries having spin offs of Survivor. The likelihood of Survivor being spelled Surviver is impprobable, however, according to polls, when one thoussand people were tested, threee hundred of them spelled it with an e instead of an o. Hopefully this will teach people how to spell Survivor correctly.

"Hey Jimmy, did you watch Surviver last night?"
"Don't you know? It's spelled with an o!"

"Hey, is Surviver spelled with an e or an o, I don't know which to put on my application to get on the show"
"It's with an o, Surviver isn't a real thing it's just the misspelling"

by Gummy Worm Enthusiast June 12, 2020

Survival Time

An epic minecraft server where everyone who joins is a chad and an epic gamer

Hey, you should join that epic server, Survival Time!

by Robobat360 July 6, 2020