dutch suprise

Trapping a person under the covers after pushing brown in the bed

by hole September 22, 2003

viking cream pie suprize

whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin.

either its the coldest day ever in Green Bay, or that guy just got a viking cream pie suprize!

by sin & evil t October 6, 2008

Suprise abortion

To falcon punch a pregnant woman in the stomach in order to abort the baby inside of her.

Wife: I want an abortion
Man: SUPRISE ABORTION! *falcon punch*

by Dobiecki September 24, 2012

Sole Suprise

The act of while having sex, telling your partner that you have a suprise, so they blindfold themselves, then you shat all over their face and body. You then shout to her "SOLE SUPRISE!"

Close your eyes, I have a Sole Suprise!

by ebrwsdscccc December 13, 2008

St. Augustine Suprise

When you meet a lady, suggest a sexual encounter, and she accepts, but turns out she is a dude, and you find yourself being violated anally.

Yo man, I saw this hottie with a big jar of Vaseline in Starbucks, next thing I know, (s)he is giving me a St. Augustine Suprise.

by heatherolson June 14, 2019

Dick fart suprise

The act of capturing penal flatulence in a bag and asking a partner to sniff and/or inhale in order to become sexually aroused.

He became hard when he inhaled the dick fart suprise.

by Dr. Geuse May 4, 2009

Karen suprise

When a fat scouse woman comes and sits on your face and gives a Cincinatti bowtie. Seen on the Uzbekistani tv programme "Scrote".

Dude, I just went round to Maxes and got a Karen Suprise!

by Mackkks November 1, 2009