When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
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A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame March 2, 2014
Get the welcome stranger mug.A funny athletic guy who's a little in the short side, but can be described as an extremely over confidant guy. He's full of himself and a player but that's just part if his charm and why some people love him. He seems to hang out with Dane Saunders and Brian kurkowski He currently is a sophomore in Maine Endwell high school
by Mentor!!!!!!!!! February 16, 2014
Get the chuck soriano mug.When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.
by bkmon3y April 30, 2014
Get the Bearded Stranger mug.Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
by Lewispewis December 9, 2017
Get the the stranger's cousin mug.One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
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