screaming shits 

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

screaming shits by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit 

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.

1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit by 36A April 29, 2014

steamin my lid 

When someone adds steam to their buds to appear fresh when in fact they are stale and old. Mold may appear on buds b/c of the moisture.

That friggin bix was steamin my lid with this old ass, moldy chronic

steamin my lid by Gfunkera January 12, 2008

Stealing

Stealing is putting your butt on someones face

"you can't do that, that's stealing someone elses art."

Stealing by Lying September 29, 2018

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

cat spreading by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

saggy asshole spreading 

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

saggy asshole spreading by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

mom's credit card stealing trick 

When you steal your mom's credit card and then your mom finds out and... oh no

Friend: Hey did you try this new item? It's just 3 bucks!

Me:How do I get it?

Friend: Easy, do the mom's credit card stealing trick, that way you will get rich

Me: So you did it?

Friend: yep, and then my mom came and i won't tell you what happened next

mom's credit card stealing trick by How1dare1you September 1, 2018