by emo mark January 04, 2008
a fictional character used by gutless adults to explain away period pains and blood to curious children.
the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.
usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.
the child will cry.
women hate strawberry george.
the story goes: strawberry george causes period pain by picking strawberrys inside mommys tummy and turning them into jam.
usually this story just complicates matters and ends with the truth being told, as well as revealing that other fictional characters such as santa and the easter bunny are also made up.
the child will cry.
women hate strawberry george.
daughter accidently walks in on mother on toilet.
daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"
mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"
daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"
daughter: "mommy why do you have a red stuff coming out of your flower"
mother: "because strawberry george has come to visit and is making jam"
daughter: "oooo i love jam, can i have some?"
by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
by Neeneex93 January 18, 2010
Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.
by zachari15 July 11, 2014
To play with someone's nipples. Sometimes they may turn red like strawberries. Using your mouth and "tasting" is encouraged, just as one does when actually picking strawberries.
He stayed over last night and I let him do some strawberry picking.
by mmmmmmh January 06, 2016
after being fellated by a female, ejactulate on said females face, then break her nose with a sharp punch to the face. the resulting mess is known as a strawberry cheesecake.
Jill was enjoying sucking on jonny's penis until he strawberry cheesecaked her and got blood on her nice new sofa.
by lobster boy November 15, 2006
by ryan wiggum June 03, 2008