stoner babble 

Unrecognizable, meaningless, incoherent stoner babble. Only understandable by someone in the same state of mind as you.

I could not understand a word he was saying. It was pure, unadulterated stoner babble.

stoner babble by Jholl May 15, 2006

stoner call

a noise made using an open mouth and vigorous movement of the tongue. used to entertain fellow stoners, to break awkward silences, to startle people walking down the street while riding in a vehicle, or to annoy another person

*people walking down a street*

*stoner riding in car passes*

"LIBDLE LIBDLE LIBDLE!" (the basic sound that is the stoner call)

*people jump and are suprised*

stoner call by jaylea:strangely[[satisfying]] February 23, 2009

stoner improvisation 

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

stoner improvisation by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

stoner piss 

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

stoner piss by fiend420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Hide & Seek 

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

Stoner Hide & Seek by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

Stoner Innovation 

When casually under the substance called marijuana and one has a mental epiphany and comes up with a innovative invention to improve his or she's stoner life.

Peep #1 "Hey dude i just got the best idea when i was stoned the other day, what if we could have a secret button in my car that shoots out bong smoke into my car through the air conditioning vents so we could have an awesome hotbox !?"

Peep #2 "Dudee thats an awesome Stoner Innovation!"

Stoner Innovation by blupblupblup September 9, 2011

Stoner Tuxedo 

Lounge clothes for when you're stoned on the couch watching television. Comfortable enough to spend the entire fucking day in without moving.

Dale: Dude, you've been wearing that same pair of Roots sweatpants and sweater for a week now.

Chip: Relax man, I'm dressed to kill, it's my stoner tuxedo!

Stoner Tuxedo by Lt. Roots Canada January 13, 2010