smocha

n. The act of going out for coffee and smoking up.
adj. a coffee drinking marijuana smoker.

Ashley and I went out for a smocha at starbucks and my newly rolled blunt.

by Jack Silver April 8, 2008

butt-stache

Similar to a moustache, but instead of being on a mans upper lip a 'butt-stache' is the patch of hair found just above a mans butt crack.

quote "baby, you gotta shave your butt-stache"

by Joe Magnuson April 11, 2007

Kool Aid Stache

Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.

Wow, is that Jason rocking the Kool Aid Stache again?

by J.Stache for President March 31, 2007

Ass Stache

The act of diving face first into your girlfriends ass without knowing moments earlier she ripped the meanest fart.

Johnny went to get a his shoes on, but when he looked back he noticed his girlfriend Katie laying on his bed ass up. Johnny dove face first into her ass crack and she said "No babe, I just farted a minute ago". Johnny went into the bathroom and continuously washed his lips because he had a very dirty Ass Stache

by TheAssStacher February 16, 2014

socha

The one and only "sexy polish-canadian fob-magnet"

Jasper: I love you Patrick Socha. Marry me so I can stay in the country

(based on a true story)

by Jeff Kwan April 3, 2005

Stochie

(Pronounced STOH-chEE)

In simplist terms... A hot mess

Omg Stochie... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

by J_the_definer July 23, 2017

stochastic

An adjective that states that a change in
an open system along a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.

Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.

This translates to a color-change across a
plane in quantum probability.

A color-change caused by a thermal differences is thus stochastic and exists in a quantum plane.

by flightfacilities November 20, 2020