Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

stiff

any uncomfortable, sus situation or state of being.

“yo this is mad stiff let’s dip”

by sarah d, carly s & paul p November 13, 2017

stiff jerky

Another word for a erect penis

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky

by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018

Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets

Stiff neck reduces whiplash

by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021

Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013