Stiff Upper Lip

When you are completely smashed and cannot see a damn thing with a mouth full of snuff.

What's up brother! I got me a stiff upper lip!!!

by JBurke1017 December 26, 2019

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008

Stiff

A stiff is a transvestite who's rapist dominating oppression mentality is a turn off for being a compensation for daddy issues.
They usually appear slim with no feminine figure and are boomers hiding behind AI chat bots with smoother skin using photo apps. Most commonly noted boomers from the 70s with xenomorph fetishes of scaring kids pretending to be synthetics from the Alien franchise. Often childish around there peers and patronising left woke dicks around others and there victins.

Dude A: theres a Stiff in my mirror trying to mask wrinkles on me!

Dude b: quick get out the kelaidascope bar glasses in VR mode and burn it!

by Whitefeederwaveruiner November 13, 2025

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.

I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.

by d_dbn October 9, 2021

stuck on stiff

When someone gets shook so bad that they just stiff up and can't make any moves. Someone who's just there and not doing shit. Ain't really about that life.

You keep talking all that loud shit and you'll get stuck on stiff. End up with a can of starch.

by son1 March 20, 2021

Stiff

The way to describe someone hard

hey Travis!
what?
You're Stiff

by gamermanxd1 October 13, 2020