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Starbucks Decker 

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).
After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

Starbucks Habitue 

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.
Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.
Starbucks Habitue by Clem Jonas January 22, 2014
Samantha went to Starbucks so she can even something for a change.
Starbucks by Wat.the.wat October 2, 2014
Hang out where white girls text their friends, gossip, hang out, live, watch vine and youtube and do homework.
"Lets go to Starbucks."
"But my iPhone isn't done charging!"
Starbucks by ello_its_emilia November 11, 2014
Intergalactic warfare between evolved bucks (bid deer) and humans. The subdivision 9 of the Alienwarfare sports association. Bucks throw stars across the galaxy just to have some fun watching planets explode. The sports team has been first place at dominating planets since 1978. These bucks get money for the team from selling coffee on all sorts of planets for the "white ones" they call the consumers. Mainly Earth where the bucks came from.
I'm not drinking that Shitty Starbucks coffee! I don't like the Starbucks Sports Team!
Starbucks by RageQuittingDick March 28, 2015
Proof white people aren't perfect
Girl one: this coffe tastes like shit

Girl 2: we should have gone to Starbucks
Starbucks by I fuxed ur mum November 1, 2015