daphne stanley

A gorgeous loving girl married to the most handsome boy alive named joe stanley. Joe stanley would do anything to protect his loving wife Daphne stanley. They love eachother so much hehehhehehh

Joe and Daphne stanley sure do love eachother alot. THEY SHOULD MAKE A FAMILY AND HAVE BABIES WHEN THEY GROW UP HEHDHHDHDHEHEHE. SOCIAL DISTANCING GOT THEM SO MESSED UP BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE EACHOTHER.gn go to sleep or ill tell your mom or dad You're reading this rn and don't get your ass to bed.

by Itsdaphanieee April 16, 2020

Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

dino stance

An out of context stance made by rhymestyle. Very big meme in the community.

“Look at him dino stanceing in the background “ -seereax

by Don Mob May 12, 2021

photofuck stance

Slang description of that raunchy sexualized posture taken usually by a woman in a photo with her man, whereas she stands sideways and very close to his full frontal position as he stares straight into the lens while her coy look and posture is strongly suggestive of humping his leg or body without actually engaging in any lewd or déclassé grinding.

Melania Trump and Kimberly Guilfoyle are both masterful queens of the esteemed photofuck stance.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 21, 2023

Gentlemen's stance/dance

When two gentlemen's, or sirs', are standing close enough to where their stomachs touch. The way you perceive gentleman or sir varies on the size of each's gut.

Tom and Bob have gotten into an argument and are face to face yelling at each other. Little do they know their stomachs' are touching. Thus, in a gentlemen's stance/dance stance.

by WaKe July 24, 2012

celine dion music standee

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island

Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

by Wap that's some worship and 🛐 May 19, 2021

Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022