Stale Gumball

A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.

Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."

by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

stale bread

possibly the tastiest shit you'll ever have

Holy fuck, did you try that stale bread? It's fucking delicious!
Stale bread is disgusting, it's dry and chewy
You've probably never had stale bread before, you uncultured monkey

by stale bread consumer November 19, 2019

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 March 7, 2011

Stanley Pringled

While talking to a girl you randomly whip out your dick and start masturbating.

I totally Stanley Pringled that bitch I was mackin' it to at the library last night.

by psu19420 April 7, 2008

Ståle

The most amazing creature found at the west coast of Norway. It is very cute, has big blue eyes, and calls upon you at night to go and watch the little lights in the water together. It learns people to love and trust life. You will never experience a night as magical as with a Ståle.

M: I met a Ståle last night.
L: Oh you're so lucky! How did it go?
M: It was like a Disney movie, I never felt better!

by thebelgiangirl August 9, 2010

Stale

A person who always sides with the same person, even when he knows that that person is in the wrong, he still sides with him/her, because the person knows he cannot win an argument with the one he always sides with

Mrs, Reynolds is so stale, she always sides with Patrice even though she knows I didn't do anything

by Jahage November 27, 2013

Stacey Campfield

Stacey Campfield is a douche that no woman would want to clean her vagina with.

Darliene: "Oh god, Janet! My vagina smells horrible!!!!!!!!!!!
Janet: "Well...maybe you need to douche?"

Darliene: "It is possible. What kind would you recommend?"
Janet: "Most likely something that smells summer fresh. However, under no circumstances, must you clean your puss puss with a Stacey Campfield douche! No woman should let him near her vajayjay!!!

And no woman ever will....

by Kitty Muffin Man! October 18, 2013