corn squeezer

Some fuckin moron that doesn't know his ass from his head.

That corn squeezer can't drive worth a damn!

by gus grumpy August 22, 2008

squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

squeeee

this is the noise that annoying fan girls make when anything related to that person or topic is mensioned.

fangirl: "omg!! its a word thats in that one song by that one guy!! squeeee!!!!!!"
me: retard....now i have to punch you in the face.

by sdubs November 17, 2004

Jamaican Squeeze

The art of inserting an object, or objects, in between one's anus cheeks. Although penetration is frowned upon a squeeze is

Meat took that pickle jar and nearly wedged it all the way up his butt hole. It was the perfect Jamaican Squeeze. Even Stan was thoroughly impressed with his patience and enthusiasm.

by Greasy Stan61 September 21, 2010

Squeeze my Hog

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog

Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"

by Giant thunder cock October 31, 2018

squeeze

a hug: display of affection in which the arms of one person are wrapped around the torso of another, with gentle constrictive pressure applied.

I am sad, I need a squeeze.

by melancholycoconut April 14, 2006

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010