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Sarah Jessica Parker

A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.
God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
by Mr Hibbert February 6, 2010
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Sarah

Sarah is a meme
by IAMTHEPIGEONMAN October 16, 2018
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sarah-jayne

a queen, the best name out there. has a lot of talent.
Sarah-Jayne, my heiness.
by heyahun November 28, 2018
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Sarah

A sexy girl; every guy likes her.

shes cool, some girls hate her..but only because they are very jealous.
few guys hate her...only because she probbably dumped there asses.

she has an amazing ass.
very popular.
dude one: did you see Sarah today?!

dude two: yeah man, she looks sooo sexy!

dude one: i know!! got any ideas on how to get into her pants!?
by john0989786789 December 7, 2010
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Sarah Jessica Barker

Any girl who fancies herself a style maven but is, in reality, just an ugly girl in a trendy outfit.
Did you see the great outfit Lisa was wearing? Too bad she's such a Sarah Jessica Barker that no one will even notice.
by nyc-a-train December 14, 2010
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Sarah

*insert 25 paragraph long wall of text saying sappy shit about some bitch named sarah here*
Dumb nerd 1: who'mst've is that hot piece of ass?
Dumb nerd 2: ikr that's my sister sarah
by StupidJessica12345 September 7, 2018
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Sarah

She loves math and is more intelligent than you. I know you like her. Guys reading this , I know your pants are already wet. Deny it , but I know the truth. When most men see her and know her , they instantly are mezmerized.She loves to ship people, and makes destined couples , couples. You’ll most likely be dumped, because she wants to go to Harvard and education is more important to her. However , if you give her chocolate or thin mints.....
Sarah: walks around being too white and nerdy for you
You: instantly tries to hit on her

Sarah:”I’m sorry I want to go to Harvard, and I honestly don’t care about love right now.”
You: pulls out a box of thin mints
Sarah:grabs the box of thin mints and devoures it
Sarah: “lets go make out in that corner right now. Roses are red, add the bed.”
by Barbie and bob the builder January 26, 2019
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