Smoking

What you do after sex.

Person: What were you guys doing last night?

Me: Oh, we fucked into oblivion and then stayed up smoking until like 3.

Person: Cool.

by Aceywantsyoursoul July 22, 2012

smoking california style

When you and your friends hang out together and everyone is using their own smoking piece, as opposed to sharing a bong, a pipe or a joint!

"Hey Ken, wanna hit this bong?"

"Naw man, I'm smoking california style."

by rachie-bake November 10, 2008

smoking the white owl

Performing oral sex on a male, giving head, felatio

"You see them fags out in Frisco smoking the white owl?"

by Conan of Edinboro November 19, 2007

sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

Smoking Food

When someone assumes someone else is chatting shit, full of shit and acting like a dickhead and its under the influence of drugs.

Man 1: Oi blud im gonna knock you the fuck out.

Man 2: Hah! Are you smoking food?

by LG... March 11, 2009

Snoking

Essentially it means smoking. Its just a slang term for it that you can say in front of authority figures without them catching on to what your actually doing.

(situation 1)
Ben- lets go smoke.
Kyle- yes im down to smoke right now.
(kyles mom overhears)
Kyles mom- you guys are fucked. no smoking.
(situation 2)
Ben- what do you wanna do today?
Kyle- Im down for some snoking.
(kyles mom sits by unaware while they go snoke)

by Mel Clark August 26, 2013

smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017