shlump

shit lumps

omg shlump got in my face when i was plumbing

by Sav Bev February 23, 2023

shlumber

Sleep.

Reason to use: It's slumber but with an h so it's better.

Bye guys, I'm gonna go shlumber now.

by r7ckys July 16, 2023

slumbercrust

A playful term used to describe the endearing remnants of sleep that can sometimes be found on the corners of your lips when you wake up in the morning. It's like a tiny, crusty badge of honor that signifies a peaceful slumber and a cozy journey through dreamland. While some may find it slightly amusing or quirky, it serves as a gentle reminder that even in our sleep, we leave a trace of our adventures behind, ready to be wiped away with a smile and a fresh start to the day.

She’s so hot I would lick her slumbercrust.

by G-Starr July 3, 2023

Slumcut

Referring to a “cumslut” who is big, male and Hispanic

My homie Bulian is such a slumcut,

by Unkypunch October 20, 2023

Team Slum

A group of BA's united to get the girl they know they cant get but they try and try anyway

Bro look at team slum stalkin the ish out of Nicole

by swagswagdaddycakes May 24, 2012

Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.

Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?

by dongard November 17, 2019

Plumped Shlump

To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."

Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.

Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.

Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020