A sexual practice performed by coating your hands in lube, placing them together with palms touching and fingers straight, then inserting them into a women’s vagina. Then pushing your erect penis between your palms mimicking a log splitter.
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Get the Splinder mug.A temporary fold at the tip/end of a penis usually caused by sitting in a uncomfortable position Ex. Crossed legs or wearing tight pants. Resulting in a split stream while taking a piss. Usually resulting in 2 streams. Rarely 4 streams.
Dude I just got back from taking a piss guess what happend? What? I got a splitter. No way dude how many strams did you get? 4 dude. Damn the most Ive ever had was 3 way 2 go bro.
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by twisted individual April 10, 2005
Get the splinter mug.The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.
Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
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