Spankter

A small, gnomish man who tightens a belt around the base of his penis and scrotum, then proceeds to slap his testicles with a leather strap.

The balls on that spankter were about to burst!

by Ruprickt October 23, 2004

Ass-sphinkter says, What?

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.

Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.

by Kylenasty March 9, 2007

winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

Shut your sphincter!

Another way to say shut up. Confuses the person you tell this too which usually results in them being quiet. More effective than saying plain ol' shut up. The definition of a sphincter is essentially an opening in the human body (example: mouth)

Nick: Hi I'm Nick. I'm really fucking annoying and laugh at my own jokes. I have no sense of humor and look like a preteen girl. I will be a virgin forev...
Dan: SHUT YOUR SPHINCTER!!
*silence*

by dangerdan101 October 21, 2009

sphinkter house

the ass. the area containing the sphinkter; the buttox. usually used when describing a woman's butt

look at the sphinkter house on her!

she has a huge sphinkter house!

I would have dated her but I did not like her sphinkter house.

by the big man. January 1, 2012

spinkterclinch

for men the act of taking a leak and realizing you have to shit while at a urinal. to painful to stop pissing, results in a weird facial expression or strange stomach noises while trying to hold back the shit.

Man I had to piss and then spinkterclinch so I wouldn't shit myself

by Roox December 1, 2011

Splinterbutt

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013