spliffy sploffy

The perfect word to describe a joint. It was originally used by a few boys in Toronto.

Yo BUD, you're thaaaaa worst, roll up another spliffy sploffy.

by GUYGUYGUY June 28, 2007

Dirty Spliff

Dirty Spliff is when you roll up a big ol' spliff, and it gets lost. Then you find it 3-4 days later and its dirty from laying on the floor or in the case of a Florida band named Dirty Spliff. They rolled up a Spliff at practice and it feel behind a guitar amp and when they found it it had got dirty from the floor. I also think the name Dirty Spliff could represent the beach rock ska/reggae mixed with brutal hardcore punk rock Dirty Spliff from the Dirty South.

Hey man did you check out the crazy Dirty Spliff show last night?

by Eric Belushi November 22, 2011

splife

A doobie containing both Marijuana and Tobacco, for the purpose of making it much more smooth.

"Oh man I could kill for splife right about now."

by Banana Boy September 25, 2005

Splitface

The face that is pulled when a female splits their Hymen due to strenuous activities

I swear she pulled a massive Splitface after running that last race!

by pedoFail December 9, 2010

spliffed

a cat in manchester england

spliffed the cat is not to smoke a cat!

by troyka August 29, 2003

spliff

it iz ah bigg ass blunt wit weed alone no fuckin tobacco.
biggup trinidad an tobago

if i hav ah once ah weed i go put all in one bigg ass SPLIFF

by smokey smoke November 30, 2007

Spliff

To seep through fabric. Also to squeeze through very tight areas, such as pants and one's legs.

Jesse: "Dude you just made a doodie in your pantaloons"
Mitchell: "I know. It appears to be spliffing through the seams"

Michael the Happy Squirrel: "Dude get away from me. Your rectum-cake seems to be spliffing all over my fur"

by Big Tuna / Timmy the Flying Cat November 14, 2006