Simeon

a big assed bitch with farting problems

usually friends with Asians.

Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)

ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight

by yokyokmum December 3, 2011

simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)

by getshittedon! December 28, 2010

Slimeball Creampie

The act of a slimy creampie. Usually when parents are not home.

"Lets Netflix and Slimeball creampie tonight!"

by The Original Slimeball January 10, 2017

Simeon

A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.

-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?

-Totally!

by uglymoleholeaasoossososososbgf December 19, 2011

simete

way of saying do know you what im sayin or do you understand me-spanish for si me entiendes.

that guy went over there simete

by guy in his house on his pc March 9, 2009

Simeon

A form of dance that takes every ounce of your time and money. Causes extreme fusturation and anger. The evil slave driver, also called your ballet instructor, takes all of your money and still gives you crappy parts. High ammounts of stage make-up are required.

Guy: "Can you go to the movies on Friday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Saturday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

Guy: "Sunday?"

Simeon: "No I'm so sorry I have ballet"

You get the point....

by SimeonApe January 23, 2011

slimeball

(noun) Those fuckers with the slicked back hair that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday, Saturday, Sunday night to see if they can pick up chicks and all they do is walk around with those stupid fucking velvety shirts with their dumbass fat hairy chest exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the earth.

Man, that slimeball needs some serious reevaluation of ones life.

by anonymous November 11, 2003