solo olympics

British slang for masturbation or masturbating.

He has been doing the solo olympics in his room.

by abu5tani July 5, 2008

Solomon Religious

When a person or people pick and choose their personal belief in satirical humor
in everyday life.

Mrs T. -Its 25 minutes till Shabbas, how will you ever make it to short hills on time threw Friday afternoon traffic??..
Reb Yid -Don't worry were Solomon Religious! The Rebba gives us an extra 36 minutes to talk
on are blackberry and drive on the shoulder..

by Joshy Poo23 January 30, 2009

Slooha

slang for slut

Tom: "I can't believe that Jane slept with 5 guys last night!"
Bob: "I know, she's such a slooha."

by Lena5455 February 25, 2010

Sologasm

A type of orgasm you get when you hear an awesome/badass guitar solo, drum solo, accordion solo, or any kind of solo that makes you come. Usually caused by the electric guitar solos by people like Eric Clapton, Kirk Hammett, and Jimmy Page.

Guy 1: Have you heard the song "Black Betty" by Ram Jam?

Guy 2: HELL YEAH! That song's solo makes me sologasm EVERY time.

by trunchmuncher18 August 6, 2010

solomon schechter

Solomon Schechter is a K-8 private school in suburban Chicago for rich bratty Jewish kids, where the only thing worse than the girl drama is the school's administration. Many of the boys don't understand basic hygiene I don't know if they have even discovered deodorant. Some of the girls apply a whole bottle of perfume every. single. fucking. day. leaving the locker room smelling like body odor and gross perfume. Half of he guys dress like highlightrs. Some of the teachers are extreemly bipolar, to such an extent that eating one too many snacks can push some past their breaking point. If you want to torture your kids, send them here. Schechter makes even Edgewood Middle School seem like a nice place to send your kids.

Person 1: "Where do you go to school?"
Person 2: "I go to Solomon Schechter."
Person 1: " Ew!"

by LyfeIsABitch November 25, 2019

Drum Solo

a man ejaculating into a woman's ear

While she sleeps, I can still give her a drum solo.

by Spaz Out August 5, 2008

The Han Solo

The Han Solo occurs when you are sitting across a table from a lady at a seedy cantina (although a restaurant will do in a pinch). You then jizz on her under the table. Congratulations, you have completed "The Han Solo." Make sure if there are any other guys present, you jizz first.

"Hey, John. So we were out at Romano's earlier and I totally pulled The Han Solo out on Rebbecca. She was pretty pissed when she found out. Yeah, as a matter of fact, this is my one phone call. You know a lawyer?"

by F201 October 17, 2008