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soldier candy

The military term for 600mg Ibuprofen. Medics prescribe 600mg Ibuprofen very often to treat a Soldier's aches and pains, hence "candy".
Medic: "Well it looks like your knee is completely fucked up. So I am going to give you a shitload of soldier candy until we can X-Ray that bitch and see what's busted."

Soldier: "Holy shit! I fucking love soldier candy!"
by TheTypoPoopcicle July 24, 2016
mugGet the soldier candymug.

Dream Soldier

by dream soldier October 21, 2020
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Black soldier

Black soldier is hair on the lower parts such as ass or balls.
Did you showed you'r black soldiers?
by samkopro12 December 31, 2021
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Butterfly Soldier

A gorgeous blonde girl from Wrexham in the heart of North Wales, flapping about like a butterfly.
Did you see that butterfly soldier, shes loads better than a buffalo soldier.
by comedycircuit September 5, 2018
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Bubblegum soldier

used to describe a troop that is chewed the fuck up
Look at that bubblegum soldier wearing black socks to PT
by dfoland April 27, 2011
mugGet the Bubblegum soldiermug.

Soldier Hating.

Soldier hating is when one goes against or dislikes everything a person does for no reason.
by hitmannn July 16, 2023
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Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.
Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier
by Sanctuum December 2, 2020
mugGet the Football soldiermug.

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